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Book #70 • published on July 14th, 2023

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The Books:

001 Frog Legs Lip

This is a book about a busboy who wants to be an actor.

PUBLISHED: 7 JAN 2022 | 30pp

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002 Golfucker

This is a book about sports and how to play them.

PUBLISHED: 14 JAN 2022 | 49pp

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003 The Boy Who Grew a Beard by Mistake

This is a book about a boy who grew a beard by mistake who only wanted to grow a beard on purpose.

PUBLISHED: 21 JAN 2022 | 68pp

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004 The Future Writing

This is a book about the future writing.

PUBLISHED: 28 JAN 2022 | 37pp

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005 The Blue Falcon

This is a book about god's fondue recipe.

PUBLISHED: 4 FEB 2022 | 77pp

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006 Marlin Brando

This is a book about yachting safety.

PUBLISHED: 11 FEB 2022 | 35pp

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007 Arris, or: Blue as in sad

This is a book about nostalgia and sexually transmitted diseases.

PUBLISHED: 18 FEB 2022 | 95pp

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008 Baby in a Pickle Jar

This is a book about a baby in a pickle jar.

PUBLISHED: 25 FEB 2022 | 77pp

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009 Neglect

This is a book about a fading text.

PUBLISHED: 4 MAR 2022 | 77pp

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010 Book 10

This is a book about the images caught by the convict trap.

PUBLISHED: 11 MAR 2022 | 51pp

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011 Lord Brunchington's Horn

This is a book about Lord Brunchington's Horn.

PUBLISHED: 18 MAR 2022 | 51pp

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012 Hermit Crab

This is a book about the origin story of a bestselling author.

PUBLISHED: 25 MAR 2022 | 78pp

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013 Ghosts of the Red Sound, and Other Stories

This is a book about a book that was friends with other books.

PUBLISHED: 1 APR 2022 | 64pp

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014 Character Studies

This is a book about my 33½ friends.

PUBLISHED: 8 APR 2022 | 39pp

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015 "23"

This is a book about the importance of family.

PUBLISHED: 15 APR 2022 | 99pp

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016 The Head

This is a book about how all metaphors are meaningless.

PUBLISHED: 22 APR 2022 | 62pp

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017 The Evolution of the Tortellini (+ Other Stories and Art)

This is a book about the evolution of the tortellini and a people's history of other pastas.

PUBLISHED: 29 APR 2022 | 50pp

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018 112 Poems

This is a book about 112 poems, not 113 or more which would be INSANE.

PUBLISHED: 6 MAY 2022 | 116pp

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019 Gibberjabber Dic Poems

This is a book that is probably too similar to the one that came before but what ya gonna do?

PUBLISHED: 13 MAY 2022 | 105pp

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020 White T-Shirt

This is a book about the hotline (856) 81’VEGYA and the website white-t-book.blogspot.com.

PUBLISHED: 20 MAY 2022 | 105pp

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021 Lewd Son

This is a book about how history doesn't exist.

PUBLISHED: 27 MAY 2022 | 45pp

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022 This Book Bleeds

This is a book about the here and now.

PUBLISHED: 3 JUN 2022 | 63pp

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023 Esau's Holocaust Love Story

This is a book about gender and war.

PUBLISHED: 10 JUN 2022 | 106pp

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024 There is No Such Thing as Our Own Space: The Life and Times of Merlin Yardley Smythe — Alpaca Poet

This is a book about books about books (and the people who dare to write them).

PUBLISHED: 17 JUN 2022 | 56pp

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025 Luxury Car

This is a book about miscommunication.

PUBLISHED: 24 JUN 2022 | 54pp

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026 Ego: The Novelization

This is a book about a movie that wanted to be a book but whose paragraphs only grew up to be movies.

PUBLISHED: 1 JUL 2022 | 88pp

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027 Anything

This is a book about anything.

PUBLISHED: 8 JUL 2022 | 54pp

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028 I'll Be Right Back

This is a book about paying off medical school loans.

PUBLISHED: 15 JUL 2022 | 36pp

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029 VSS (Very Short Stories)

This is a book about toasters and hot air balloons.

PUBLISHED: 22 JUL 2022 | 165pp

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030 #HelpSelfie

This is a book about the ethical dilemma of zoos.

PUBLISHED: 29 JUL 2022 | 74pp

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031 Derek Coe is Dead

This is a book about the life of Derek Coe.

PUBLISHED: 5 AUG 2022 | 64pp

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032 "joe's poems"

This is a book about joe and his excellent poems.

PUBLISHED: 12 AUG 2022 | 38pp

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033 What

This is a book about The Egg Queen.

PUBLISHED: 19 AUG 2022 | 95pp

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034 small useful items

This is a book about, uhh, yeah this is an odds and ends collection of things I've had lying round forever (many can be found in their original form here).

PUBLISHED: 26 AUG 2022 | 200pp

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035 ⅓ of 99 or Something Else Entirely

This is a book that has to be a book to be a book (somehow also 200 pages long).

PUBLISHED: 2 SEP 2022 | 200pp

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036 Four Books

This is a book––NOPE! This is FOUR books :)

PUBLISHED: 9 SEP 2022 | 218pp

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037 Enizagam / Heavy Metals on Tap?

This is a book about art (jk, it IS art)

PUBLISHED: 16 SEP 2022 | 45pp

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038 Insular Truisms

This is a book about how to write the best flash fiction.

PUBLISHED: 23 SEP 2022 | 53pp

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039 Popcorn Emoji / Poetry Wasteland

This is a book about how the popcorn shrimp emoji is the best piece of design of the 21st century.

PUBLISHED: 30 SEP 2022 | 53pp

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040 44 Days

This is a book about moving the margins.

PUBLISHED: 07 OCT 2022 | 38pp

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041 Iguanas Ascend

This is a book about a fictional band that thinks they're vampires.

PUBLISHED: 14 OCT 2022 | 35pp

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042 Clyff

This is a book about the hair that grows inside of us, all of us.

PUBLISHED: 21 OCT 2022 | 33pp

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043 Psalm 119 Revisited

This is a book about theology.

PUBLISHED: 28 OCT 2022 | 176pp

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044 Nuke Jersey

This is a book about the state of New Jersey and all it has to offer.

PUBLISHED: 04 NOV 2022 | 76pp

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045 PEE

This is a book about the foster care system.

PUBLISHED: 11 NOV 2022 | 21pp

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046 Instructions for Things You Will Never Do

This is a book about putting yourself out there.

PUBLISHED: 18 NOV 2022 | 38pp

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047 In This Economy?! Three Wishes for Our Broken World

This is a book about how to change the world.

PUBLISHED: 25 NOV 2022 | 16pp

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048 Flamingo 666

This is a book about a zookeeper named Framge.

PUBLISHED: 02 DEC 2022 | 57pp

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049 The Writer (at the Top of His Game)

This is a book about the duality of man and helicopter safety.

PUBLISHED: 09 DEC 2022 | 32pp

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050 ⭕

This is a book about a new religion devoted to ice hockey.

PUBLISHED: 16 DEC 2022 | 35pp

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051 Greg & Chom

This is a book about a fabricated conversation for the development of future ideas.

PUBLISHED: 23 DEC 2022 | 21pp

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052 Doug vs. The Slug Cult

This is a book about equality (for all living things).

PUBLISHED: 30 DEC 2022 | 51pp

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053 BOBBY BLOCKCHAIN: ELVIS OF THE DIGITAL ART SPACE

This is a book about the amazing world of NFTs (ghost-authored by President Donald J. Trump!)

PUBLISHED: 06 JAN 2023 | 88pp

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054 In Dude Time

This is a book about finding meaning in anything.

PUBLISHED: 13 JAN 2023 | 51pp

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055 Why America

This is a book about the greatest fucking country in the world.

PUBLISHED: 20 JAN 2023 | 20pp

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056 Wifi Water

This is a book about a poem inspired by plagiarism.

PUBLISHED: 27 JAN 2023 | 41pp

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057 The Question Raises Answers in the Futuristic Foster System

This is a book about the future of questions and also answers.

PUBLISHED: 03 FEB 2023 | 35pp

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058 Shrimpfoot

This is a book about how A.I ain't it, babe.

PUBLISHED: 10 FEB 2023 | 9pp (+ video!)

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059 Fash Affixation

This is a book about tunnel architecture.

PUBLISHED: 17 FEB 2023 | 27pp

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060 Product Product Burn Ward Product

This is a book about being alive.

PUBLISHED: 24 FEB 2023 | 41pp

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061 Glew

This is a book about the unauthorized biography of Donald Trump written by a three-year-old caybara.

PUBLISHED: 03 MAR 2023 | 31pp

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062 Vernon Howl's Guidebook for Failure

This is a book about how it's OK to fail or at least how it's OK to say it's OK to fail.

PUBLISHED: 10 MAR 2023 | 58pp

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063 Jill and Jack

This is a book about the afterlife and modern cinema.

PUBLISHED: 17 MAR 2023 | 40pp

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064 The Meaningless Story

This is a story about a meaningless story.

PUBLISHED: 24 MAR 2023 | 23pp

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065 The Android and The Toaster

This is a book about true love in the 21st Century.

PUBLISHED: 31 MAR 2023 | 27pp

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066 The News Ain't So Bad

This is a book about how the news ain't so bad.

PUBLISHED: 07 APR 2023 | 36pp

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067 The News Ain't So Bad 2

This is another book about how the news ain't so bad.

PUBLISHED: 14 APR 2023 | 42pp

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068 this

This is a book about this.

PUBLISHED: 21 APR 2023 | 70pp

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069 Doomed Illusionist

This is a book about how magic is as real as you want it to be.

PUBLISHED: 28 APR 2023 | 31pp

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070 xCx

This is a book about scanner technology has come a long way.

PUBLISHED: 14 JUL 2023 | 114pp

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